Wacky Medical Terminology!
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door to the cafeteria
Barium: What you do when CPR fails
Bowel: A letter like A, E, I, O and U
Caesarian Section: A neighborhood near Rome
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Cat Scan: What dogs do when they enter your yard
Colic: A Sheep Dog
Coma: A punctuation mark
Congenital: Friendly
D & C: Where Washington is located
Dilate: To live long
Enema: Not a friend
GI Series: Baseball with teams of soldiers
Grippe: A suitcase
Hangnail: A coat hook
Impotent: Distinguished, well known
Labor pain: Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff: A doctor’s cane
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrate: Cheaper than the day rate
Node: Was aware of
Outpatient: A patient who has fainted
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Post-Operative: A letter carrier
Protein: In favor
Recovery Room: Where you have your upholstery done
Rectum: Darn near killed him
Rheumatic Fever: Amorous feeling
Secretion: Hiding anything
Seizure: A Roman Emperor
Tablet: A small table
Termination Illness: Sick at the airport
Tibia: North African Country
Tumor: An extra pair
Urine: Opposite of you’re out!
Varicose Veins Veins which are very close together
2 comments:
Those are pretty funny! Where ever did you find them? Maybe I just missed that in your post?
our teacher this semester is such a hoot, she put them in "assignments" on blackboard. I thought it was kinda cute.
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